This is super gross. I really really loved graham cracker crumbs as a kid. I used to pour that stuff in a bowl, pour maple syrup all over it, mix it all together, make balls out of the concoction, smush the balls flat with a fork, put them in a tupperware container, and chill them until they became solid pancakes of terrible.
The worst part is how much time and effort I had to put into making them. This wasn’t a sudden craving I had to fill, this as a recipe.